Destroy All Humans…That’s not an instruction!
According to the PR material;
“Mankind will fall. We all know that the Furon Empire will be victorious – resistance is futile. Was nice to meet you. But the question is still, what methods will Cryptosporidium-137 choose to Destroy All Humans!”
I say;
have a bloody blast destroying as much property as you, kill as many people as you can in as many different ways as you can all while playing the most sarcastic Alien alive – Unless the police, army and men in black stop you that is.
DAH as it’s affectionately know in the trade, mostly I assume because we are all now too lazy to remember the names of anything and have to dumb it down to as few letters as possible…oh and can’t call a sequel anything other that something, something 2…(puts on best Jack Nicholson voice, this is a conversation for another time dumb arse. Ed from Furia)
This brings me to the latest trailer, that happens to be interactive, it’s below, check it out, I can wait…
How many times did you watch it, I have been waiting ag…you did what? I don’t want to know, plausible deniability just leave cow where it is and run home to read the rest of this.
Now don’t believe me that this game is huge fun? That’s cool there is a Demo, that’s right you heard me, they are inexplicably making a come back and I am not sorry they are!
Destroy All Humans! Demo on Steam: http://n.thq.com/kDm930qQJhu
Destroy All Humans! Demo on Gog.com: https://www.gog.com/game/destroy_all_humans_demo
Destroy All Humans! will launch on July 28th and is available for pre-order on PC, PlayStation®4, and Xbox One™ from your preferred retailer, and also available for pre-order digitally on PC and Xbox One™. The SRP of the PC version is €29.99 / $29.99 / £24.99 / ₽1.529, and the SRP for consoles is €39.99 / $39.99 / £34.99 / ₽2.799 (PlayStation®4 and Xbox One™). Pre-order Skins available via selected channels only!
The Crypto-137 Edition, featuring a Crypto-137 figurine, a Crypto backpack, keychain, six lithographs, anti-stress toy and all in-game Crypto skins, all contained within a premium box, is available for pre-order now and has an SRP of €399.99 | $399.99 | £349.99 | seven tons of mutilated cow corpse juice’s worth of Crypto currency.
Check out the new trailer of the Crypto-137 Edition: https://youtu.be/8XFKjgBIEow
The DNA Collector’s Edition, featuring a Crypto’N’Cow figurine, keychain, six lithographs, anti-stress toy, and all in-game Crypto skins, all contained within a premium box, is available for pre-order now and has an SRP of €149.99 | $149.99 | £139.99 | twelve charred human femurs’ worth of Crypto currency.
Check out the new trailer of the DNA Edition: https://youtu.be/0hQ5os5wGm0
Preorder Page: https://destroyallhumansgame.com/order-here/
Well that’s about all the information you need, I mean I included trailers, links to demo’s different formats it’s on, different editions available, pricing (thank you to the PR team for the game for all this glorious information), so if you have not decided to buy it yet, I will doing a stream of the game on day (you can get to my Twitch patch from the homepage) come watch that and see for yourself.
OK Buy…
Raz.